Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Trump becomes most reasonable GOP candidate.

Donald Trump has made an about face on the issue of climate change. In a statement released today Trump stated that well Mexico is sending us it's rapists and criminals and that is a large problem an even larger problem is climate change. “Look climate change is happening people the science is as clear as day to anyone and we need to start addressing via a cap and trade system” Trump stated. Trump later added “I don’t know why other republicans aren’t getting on board with this issue”. Shortly after this statement Trumps poll numbers had started to drop among GOP primary voters.


At press time Trump had just released a tweet stating “Trump presidency-Day one: Implement carbon cap and trade. Day two: Deport all brown people back to Mexico”

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Congress proposes new Keystone XL bill that would flood Nebraska with oil.

In what republican leaders are calling a jobs bills senate majority leader Mitch McConnell has proposed to build half the keystone pipeline and to pump dirty tar sands oil straight to Nebraska
“Think of the jobs that will be created cleaning up all that oil” Mitch McConnell is quoted as saying. He also made note of energy security of having Nebraska cover in oil. Senator Fischer (R-Nebraska) assured her states citizens that the oil would only be dumped on native American reservations.